Dear God,

I deeply appreciate you sending me some tech support. I feel delighted by this gift. Thank you :-)

That said, I also asked for a partner.

This is to let you know, God, that I am officially on strike now. I’m tired of doing this work by myself.

I’m not going to do anything but the basics of subsistence until you send me my holy relationship. I realize this holy relationship won’t be exclusive, and that’s okay with me. But I’m tired of doing this spiritual teaching by myself. Try as I might, my entire self is saying “no” to the current situation.

I’m ready for my holy relationship. If you don’t send it now, I will understand. You are far wiser than me. But I won’t be doing anything further until it arrives.

Thank you for considering my request.

Respectfully,

Erika