A little self-amusing PUA fairytale …
Goldilocks was a sweet girl. Objectively, she was about a 7.25 on the HB ten-point scale. A little chubby and a little plain. But being blonde, she got an extra two points from Savoy. :-p … So she considered herself a 9.25, which, truth be told, every woman should.
One day, Goldilocks was innocently minding her own business, wearing a little red-checked pinafore and bonnet, when she came upon three PUAs in a meadow.
The first PUA, having been taught the three-second rule, immediately approached her.
“You should come with us to Mel’s Diner,” he said.
Goldilocks was taken aback by his abrupt approach. She was a little shy and, although in truth she didn’t have a boyfriend, she immediately said to PUA #1, “oh, I have a boyfriend.” PUA #1 was dejected and said “oh I’m sorry” and walked away.
Meanwhile, PUA #2, having been taught the “too cool for school” form of pickup, practiced active disinterest and didn’t show the slightest interest in Goldilocks. She concluded that he was arrogant and ignored him.
Now, PUA #3, observing all of this, remembered the Zan seminar he’d been to a year earlier.
He walked up to Goldilocks. “You said you have a boyfriend. I understand. And we’d still love to spend the day with you. Come with us to Mel’s Diners.”
“Well,” (demurely) “I don’t know if I should,” replied Goldilocks.
“Of course you shouldn’t. We are three PUAs,” said PUA #3. “I understand, and you’re still invited.”
Goldilocks felt intrigued by this PUA #3. PUA #1′s approach was too abrupt. PUA #2′s approach was non-existent. But PUA #3′s approach was just right :-) So — even though she was very scared of PUAs, and for good reason — she said, “Well, ok, I suppose there’s no harm in going to Mel’s Diner. I just want you to know that nothing’s going to happen between us.”
“I understand,” said PUA #3, “and you’re still invited.”
So Goldilocks and the three PUAs set off for Mel’s Diner.
“Dude,” said PUA #1 to PUA #3, “you totally pulled her. How did you do that?” PUA #3 just smiled.
(To be continued … lol :-)
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