Today I’m hanging out with the infamous Johnny up in Tahoe. We are having a good time, but he says many guys in the community are under the impression that I have “banged” a bunch of gurus.

For clarification, I have been banged by one and only one guru: Entropy.

The rest have been, at most, hooking up. In my world, “hooking up” usually means making out.

This also pretty much makes a moot point out of Sinn’s BS about condoms. I am abstinent. You really think a tiny latex barrier is going to protect you from that avalanche of fears?

Anyhoo … the record is now set straight.